i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
third nipple confirmed
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory