he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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