Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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