he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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