When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
