yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We had sex on a dog bed..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I touched a dick in church today
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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