Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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