Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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