The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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