Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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