He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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