wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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