Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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