Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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