It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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