Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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