you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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