i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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