im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
