kristin has been a bad kristin
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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