I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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