i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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