ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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