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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age

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  Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks

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