ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.