our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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