Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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