I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
soo... how was my night?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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