He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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