I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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