what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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