you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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