I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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