great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's never too late to be topless.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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