Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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