If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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