I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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