drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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