So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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