I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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