i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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