She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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