That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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