you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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