happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize