She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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