your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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