Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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