Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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