Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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