Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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