trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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