Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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