Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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