ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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