I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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